Girls Can’t Play

This one got to me today, and thus will produce a rant below:

From Irish Central

A fundamentalist Arizona Catholic high school is refusing to play in a baseball final as their opponent’s team includes a girl on second base.

Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic school, in Phoenix, will forfeit the final rather than play against Mesa Preparatory Academy because 15-year-old Paige Sultzbach is on their team.

The fundamentalist Catholic school is run by the U.S. branch of the Society of Saint Pius X. The group represents conservative, traditional priests who broke from the Catholic Church in the 1980s.

The school’s statement read, “Our school aims to instill in our boys a profound respect for women and girls. Teaching our boys to treat ladies with deference, we choose not to place them in an athletic competition where proper boundaries can only be respected with difficulty.”

Paige’s mother Pamela responded by saying, “This is not a contact sport, it shouldn’t be an issue. It wasn’t that they were afraid they were going to hurt or injure her, it’s that they believe that a girl’s place is not on a field.”

Read more: here

So ya wanna know what I think (said in my deepest Bronx-laden accent)?

I think they’re scared.

I think these misogynist cowards might just be afraid that this girl is better than half of the WIMPS on their team. And they’re too scared to pitch to her, lest she get a hit off of one of their pitchers.

As Tom Hanks would say, “There’s no crying in baseball.”

I played a year of soccer on my high school’s junior varsity team. My school didn’t field a girl’s soccer team and so, Dawn Burns became our goalie. We were horrible. But Dawn made some saves that I know I wouldn’t have made, nor would anyone else have.

On my street the Kosmolsick girls were some of the best athletes around, especially in basketball. My dear childhood friend Donna Bechtold hit a softball one day that still hasn’t landed. And when we played fast pitch stickball, a woman named Stacy hit a tennis ball that flew out of the park so quickly that rocket ships might not have caught up to.

Girls can play too. Sometimes better than us boys.

They call the religion that the protesting school follows a “Fundamentalist Catholic” one. I would challenge that because Catholics are not fundamentalists. In fact, to be fundamentalist is exactly what it means to NOT be Catholic–and it insults centuries of our great intellectual tradition and it’s a fairly new development of thought amongst people who simply want to reform Catholicism to their own brand of what they think Catholicism should become. But I get the author’s thought.

I have another word to describe them. Goofy.

Hey Paige Sultzbach, I hope you understand that not all Catholics would bar you from the right to play a sport you love.

Or serve at the altar. Or be a lector.

You go girl…and keep swinging.

And h/t over to Deacon Greg

Nutter of the Week: Dec 26th week

If someone beats this woman…I’ll be very surprised:

A Batavia woman is charged with attacking an elderly greeter who asked to see her receipt at a Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve.

Investigators say 26-year old Jacquetta Simmons was at the Ellsworth Avenue store Saturday morning when 70-year old Grace Suozzi asked her to show her receipt.

Simmons allegedly punched Suozzi, knocking her down, and ran out of the store. She was stopped by shoppers and workers and detained until police arrived. State Police say the greeter suffered fractures to the side of her face.

Ah, Wal-Mart. The first day the one in my neighborhood opened there was a guy in handcuffs in front of it. I can hear my house decreasing in value by the second!

Nutter of the Week

So here’s a new way for you to get involved with–send me your “Nutter of the Week”. Each Friday we’ll pick a new one. Here’s this week’s winner who has inspired this contest after 6 different people sent me the article:

From today’s NY Times:

David Caton. An accountant turned rock-club owner, the author of a book about his pornography addiction, Mr. Caton had become a born-again Christian and the founder and sole employee of a fundamentalist activist group called the Florida Family Association.

This dispute, otherwise a mere footnote in America’s culture wars, matters very much right now. This same David Caton is the person who has maligned the television show “All-American Muslim” — a reality series on The Learning Channel about five families in Dearborn, Mich. — as a front for an Islamic takeover of America and pressured advertisers to pull their commercials.

At least two, Lowe’s Home Improvement and, have acknowledged doing so, partly in reaction to Mr. Caton’s campaign

But wait, there’s more!

On his association’s Web site he had accused “All-American Muslim” of hiding “the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values.” In an interview earlier this week on CNN, he reiterated the thesis, saying of the series: “They show the good side of all this. But they don’t show what’s going on underground.”

It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya. #sarcasm.

The things that’s really interesting is that one nut has had a lot of significant influence. He’s awakened the anti-musliim bigotry that lives within the hearts of too many people. Earlier in his witch huntery career, Caton, tried to take down a pro-gay club at a local high school.

Who is next is anyone’s guess. My big question is why does anyone think this guy is credible? Are people really this dumb?

Who else is out there that we should nominate next week. Email your natters to me at mike.googlinggod at